"Mister, I have a question can you come over here? APRIL FOOLS HAHA YOU HAD TO WALK ACROSS THE CLASSROOM!" Thanks student...so funny.
"MISTER DID YOU KNOW WE'RE RELATED?!?!?" No you aren't..."HAHA MISTER WE GOT YOU!" No you didn't...
"MISTER!" NO STUDENT, NO TO WHATEVER YOU'RE ABOUT TO SAY! Nobody talk to me today.
This has become the "holiday" where you just lie to me all day. It's not fun or funny. This is a holiday where people just make each other miserable. Work is already hard, leave people alone. Let people grind through their job and get home safe. Make your bad jokes tomorrow. It's the compassionate thing to do.