Classic of the week: You never taught us that!
"Thanks for caring. I know it's hard sometimes."
"Wait, didn't you teach us this last week. I remember."
"Can we have more rules? I think I will learn better."
"You would have never let us act this way last year. Get these kids in line!"
"I was reading last night and..."
"Mister, I was thinking about what you said yesterday and I have a question."
To an administrator: “Shut up talking to me. You look like a raccoon, and I don’t talk to farm animals.”
To an administrator: “Get out of my face you curly headed fuck. Nobody respects you.”
About a teacher: “He looks like he likes cats...Or going to libraries.”
“How do you draw an 8?”
Student: “ugh the fieldtrip was terrible. There were white people everywhere…”
Teacher: “That’s good for you. You should meet people of all cultures. Why is that bad that there were white people there? When is the last person you saw a white person?”
Student: “2 years ago, and Because they scare me!”
“Mister, they got babies in Africa?”
“Why do people in other countries look so dirty?”